![]() Worst of all, the film is extremely boring. Even the life lessons the story teaches ring hollow. Instead the film is annoying, incoherent, unfunny, and virtually unwatchable. PINNOCHIO aspires to be whimsical, magical, funny, and heartwarming. The film is a catastrophic disaster of such epic proportions that Irwin Allen could have used it as the basis for one of his all-star disaster pics. There is only one word that can truly sum up Begigni’s PINNOCHIO - catastrophic. If that old saying is true then Roberto Benigni’s PINNOCHIO is the Autobahn on which you will spend 90 minutes of your life speeding at a 120 mph into the lake of fire. They say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. ![]() There are spoilers a-plenty, but if even one-third of what he says is true, sounds like it was spoiled before he got there. I thought I laughed when I read the brilliant Elvis Mitchell review for this thing, but once again, our resident expert on truly horrible movies has stepped up to the plate, leaned in, and taken the ball directly to the forehead. ![]() "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
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